Who would win in a fight a french dude with a armour with explosive spikes or a nija with nothin but a celery?

and the ninja has no special powers and he wears his shoes back word and is deaf, dumb and blind and he also lost his sense of smell in a sky dive acident and he lost his sixth sense in a pie eating contest

Who would win in a fight a french dude with a armour with explosive spikes or a nija with nothin but a celery?
Chuck Norris
Reply:i wanna ask a question how did a pie eating contest take his sixth sense away? and is it even possible to put your shoes on backwards? and sky diving? what blind person goes sky diving..... and the point of being a ninja is having sharp senses and physical advantages that most other people wouldn't, and a ninja without special powers? that's insane you can't be a ninja without them. but i think the French would win i mean fighting a practically senseless man is no contest
Reply:the spectators, that would be a fight i want to see
Reply:The celery, for his toes are made of brocoli!
Reply:The French guy will still not be able to see the ninja. I pick the ninja!
Reply:Heavy armor is best used in cavalry. For foot soldiers, heavy armor means your doom.





Mobility on the battlefield is very important. Heavy, knight-style armor was really only popularized for a few hundred years or so. It was really only effective in large cavalry rushes against poorly-armed foot soldiers. By the middle of the crusades, the Turks were employing cannon that fired 80 lb stones into waves of attackers.





Ordinance trumps all.





A pie eating contest?
Reply:The ninja. For the French are surrender monkies!



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