Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Guess what time it is...Yep, it's NIGHTLY SURVEY TIME! Tonights special survey is:?

You're at the mall with your four year old, and go over to get a smoothie. Your toddler is walking towards you, when a guy in a suit rushes forward is runs right over your kid. You child starts to cry as his nose starts to bleed, and the man in the suit says, "Watch where you're going, idiot," and starts to walk away. Do you:





A: Gather up the heap of your sobbing kid in a kind hug, and run off to the bathroom to wash them up, while silently cursing the creep in the suit.





B: Walk up to him and tell them that HE should watch where he's going, and try not to run over small children with his over-sized feet.





C: Say, "Hey, nice suit. Does it look good with banana smoothie?" And pour your beverage down his shirt, walking away without a word.





D: Scream, "HEY BUDDY! THAT'S MY CHILD YOU TRAMPLED!!!!" and pounce on him, punching him square in his bulbous nose. Then pour your smoothie in his shoes, and spit in his face.

Guess what time it is...Yep, it's NIGHTLY SURVEY TIME! Tonights special survey is:?
E. I tackle the jerk and restrain him while my precious li'l darlin' kicks him in the cojones until mall security arrives.
Reply:D...beat his AS$....
Reply:b.


ladylike.


still bitchy enough to leave him pissed off.
Reply:I'm a wimp...I would do A
Reply:a combo of c and d.
Reply:C) But I wouldn't say nothing about his suit...
Reply:When I see people choosing options A and B I think ... they must NOT have children. Being a "wimp" or being "ladylike" doesn't cut the mustard when a grown man not only plows over, but calls a toddler an Idiot?!! Anyone who hurts ANY child - let alone calls them a name like that - is THE lowest form of life. When you have children you cannot afford to be a wimp. You had them ... you protect them. Kinda like you'd die for them unquestionably or you do NOT have them. Plain and simple. They deserve that completely because they didn't ask to be born. You CHOSE to have them.





That being said there are no other options EXCEPT for C and/or D or a combination of both. Or whatever other possible way you can make this creep understand he is going to be dead meat if he doesn't apologize. I would hate for my kid to see me this upset (I am normally a kind person), but if anyone EVER did something this cruel to him ... God help them! HE would not only be hurtin' when Momma Bear was finished with him ... he wouldn't walk well enough to ever "run" over anyone again!





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Reply:D. LEMME AT 'EM!!!! LEMME AT EM'!!!!!!!!!
Reply:A
Reply:A!If I would have done B I would have done a lot more than told him off!If I would have done C I wouldn't get to drink the banana smoothie I bought!And If I would have done D I would have broken his nose and set a bad example for the kid!So A is the best one!
Reply:D. Definitely D.
Reply:B.
Reply:D...definately D



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