New shoes from India? (joke)?

This married couple was on holiday in India. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with an Indian accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." So the married couple walked in. The Indian man said to them "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex like great desert camel." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Indian man replied, "Just try dem on, Saiheeb." Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.

New shoes from India? (joke)?
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Reply:good one!!!
Reply:lol that was so funny you get a star from me lol
Reply:since i read all ur jokes and answering is a waste of time i star the good ones now on.
Reply:you rotter....My kids are asleep, and Im trying to stifle my hilarity,..are you trying to kill your greatest fan..


then how would you be able to imagine some poor old slob falling off chairs, coughing n spluttering, staggering around -cross-legged, looking for puffers thru blinding tears.





But dont stop, Sheet, I can just see the look on the wife's face.


Not to mention some little skinny brown face stretched in horror,.......screaming........as his turban rolls off into the distance,............
Reply:hahaha
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Reply:Hehehe. I like this one.
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that is so funny!


lol, i love it!!!!!
Reply:funny, star!



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