Tips for red necks part 3?

Theater Etiquette


* Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended.


* Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.





Weddings


* Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.


* Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.


* For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.


* Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion.





Driving Etiquette


* Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles; Even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.


* When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.


* Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.


* When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.


* Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

Tips for red necks part 3?
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